NO, I DON'T WANT TO COME SEE YOU

We both swiped right. Check!  We chatted and felt we have some things in common. Check! We exchanged numbers to learn more about each other. Check! The texting begins....

You: We should meet
Me: Indeed
You: I'm ready
Me: Make a plan
You: Plan. Come see me. 
Me: Nope.


First of all, what does "I'm ready" mean? You're ready for me to get dolled up, jump in my car and drive to the house of a man I've never met?

Second, why do I even need to tell you to make a plan. Are you new? Have you not ever learned how to ask a woman on a proper date? Even just to meet for coffee?

Third, why in the effing heck would you think it's ok to ask a lady to come see you. Come see you do what? What does that even mean?

This isn't a Jodeci video and I'm not in the 10th grade wanting to 'come and talk to you' by homeroom.

I picture you sitting on your couch in sweats with a video game controller in one hand and your phone in another, texting me in between levels. You must think I'm some sort of phone genie there to quell your hyper-elevated boredom. Let me make it clear, I'm not. I'm a human. A woman. A quality woman but you don't have the depth to realize that.

But that doesn't concern you because I'm not real. I'm just a picture with words on your phone screen. I'm easily dismissible.

Well, let me be clear - I'm not the one and I'm not even sure why you'd think I am. I mean I've spelled it out in my profile - SWIPE LEFT if you're just looking for a hook-up. But oh yeah, you're even too lazy to read the 9 sentences I thoughtfully typed to weed out sluggards like you. 

You'll likely never read this because there's a lot of words but if you ever do come across this post here's what I'd like you to know:
  • I am worth taking the time to get to know. 
  • Relationships are not created in a microwave. They are slow-roasted and seasoned to perfection. 
  • If you don't approve of a dude asking your daughter to 'come see him' within 24 hours of connecting online, you should rethink your behavior as well. 
  • Practicing self-control would be a benefit to you. 
  • Next time you connect with a first-rate woman, and you want to meet try this:
    • You: I'd love to meet in person
    • Her: Indeed
    • You: Are you free next Friday at 7pm?
    • Her: Yes, sounds great.
    • You: Ok I'll make the arrangements and let you know by Wednesday where to meet

Now that wasn't so hard, was it?


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